On Tuesday morning, the nation’s foremost marmot weather expert saw his shadow after scurrying out of a burrow at Gobbler’s Knob in Punxsutawney. As the legend goes, that means the country can expect below-average temperatures for the next six weeks.
There’s clearly widespread fraud here, though I have no evidence, just a bunch on trolls posting in obscure forums. But clearly spring won bigly.
Also, my favorite part of Groundhog’s Day is the name “Gobbler’s Knob”. I’m going to be snickering like a teenager all day.